Sometimes I worry about the election. I ask myself, "What can I do about it?" Answer: I can vote. But I ask myself, "Is that going to make a difference?" I say, probably not. I don't like any candidate, so that makes it easy: don't vote. But I ask myself, "Isn't that making it worse?" Maybe. So what to do? I ask, "Which candidate tells the best lies that I can agree with?" THERE'S the solution to my problem! The great philosopher, George Costanza, once said: "It's not a lie if you believe it." The answer to my worry about the election is to vote for the lie I believe the most, the lie that sounds the most like me. I feel better now.
Sometimes I worry about the election. I ask myself, "What can I do about it?" Answer: I can vote. But I ask myself, "Is that going to make a difference?" I say, probably not. I don't like any candidate, so that makes it easy: don't vote. But I ask myself, "Isn't that making it worse?" Maybe. So what to do? I ask, "Which candidate tells the best lies that I can agree with?" THERE'S the solution to my problem! The great philosopher, George Costanza, once said: "It's not a lie if you believe it." The answer to my worry about the election is to vote for the lie I believe the most, the lie that sounds the most like me. I feel better now.